Suggested New Year’s Resolutions
People either believe in or complete discount New Year’s resolutions. I always have a resolution but I always make sure it’s achievable, like one year I decided to give up minding my own business. Another year I pledged to drink one glass of wine per day. (Notice I didn’t say ONLY one glass.) Here are some things I should resolve to do next year. What about you?
• Stop lying to the dentist about how often I floss.
• After I have finished working out on a machine at the gym I will no longer add 20 pounds to the weight before I get off so I look tougher.
• Come to a complete stop at the stop sign and avoid another California stop ticket.
• Take the dog shampoo out of the shower so I don’t accidently use it again.
• Double-check what bill I paid so I don’t send some large amount to the incorrect payee on my online bank account.
• File my 2012 and 2013 tax papers somewhere rather than have them stacked on the floor of my office.
• Learn to use my boat radio. It apparently is not used for playing music, which I discovered when my boat stopped for no reason in the middle of the harbor.
• Refrain from the eye roll when a passenger at the airport does something stupid like wear his Mr. T jewelry when going through the scanner.
I’m not sure if I will pick any of these as none are probably achievable. But I wanted to give you food for thought!
Happy New Year!
